I’m fucking bored but I don’t want to go to sleep. And I’m too tired to be productive. My entire life exists in this Venn diagram.
a kitten trying super hard to fight a ceramic cat statue
THANK U 4 THIS
I don’t know how the people filming things like this stay so quiet. If I was shooting it all you would here is me dying off camera.
Any time I feel particularly trapped by my life I feel the need to change my hair. So when I woke up today I grabbed the scissors and now I have bangs again. Does anyone else do that?
What? I’m not laughing. Just because we are shrinking three people to the size of coffee cups.
not being at comic con like
I watched “Hercules” last night. It’s awesome and I loved it and it’s going to tank. It’s a LOT like “Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters”, very smart and funny while being quite silly and yet kickass action. It is one of the most faithful adaptations to the Hercules mythos while it deconstructs the myths. It’s everything a non-superhero comic book movie should be (not to be confused with a graphic novel movie - that’s a totally different thing). It’s really fantastic but it is too smart and too layered for the general viewing audience to appreciate and they are going to hate it because it’s not just one thing. Breaks my heart. I don’t know if you had any interest in that film, but I can’t recommend it highly enough.
Also, Ingrid Bolsø Berdal as Atalanta kicks so very, very much ass. She’s fit, muscular, incredibly beautiful, and mows dudes down with her bow. I am in love.
Hey, Circe Will Send You Food Because Everyone Likes Weird Other Country Food? Something Something FLIGHTLESS BIRDS!!!?
ManticoreImaginary’s Kiwi Delicious Giveaway!
I wanted to do a giveaway, but being completely uncreative and also not a hugely wealthy person, I decided my best option was to send you delicious tasty treats from a foreign land. The pack has been put together from where I’ve seen people on the internet go “what is THAT?” so some of these things you might actually have locally, but hopefully not most of them.
The prize will contain: Pineapple Lumps, a block of Whittaker’s chocolate, Maltesers, Jaffas, Tim Tams, Perky Nana, RJ’s raspberry licorice, chocolate fish, Cherry Ripe, and an adorable sheep or kiwi soft toy that I’ve yet to purchase but it’ll be cute as fuck, I bet.
- Each reblog is an entry. I’m only counting one reblog per person.
- The winner will be drawn on the 1st October and the package will be shipped soon after that.
- New Zealanders can’t enter for obvious reasons. Aussies, you can, I guess, but most of this stuff you’ve already got? (If I draw out an Australian I might just send you a mini-pack and then redraw someone else. I’m not posting you tim tams, dude.)
- Actual included items might change slightly from what it says up there. It’ll still be a bunch of kiwi yums, but the world does its thing and stuff changes. We just gotta roll with it, people.
- You don’t have to be following me.
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